“It’s not just a raspberry fork, it’s a raspberry dessert fork.”
"I can have mental breakdowns on command." ~ Nenette
"Obviously Nenette does not fart."
"I'm sorry. One of my tentacles is a racist. The rest are very egalitarian." ~ Roland
"Is this a race to see who can get Frank to have an aneurism first? 😃"
"If you hack into the Matrix by licking this rock, I will be very surprised and a little concerned." ~ Paige
"Now boys, if you're going to punch each other be sure to do it for the camera." ~ Nenette
"...as I crack my knuckles."
"You crack your tentacles. With no bones."
"As I floop my tentacles."
"I wish to engage in operation 'shooty shooty bang bang.'"
"That sounds like a problem for future Jill."
"A lot of things are problems for future Jill! I'm just building up problems for future Jill!"
"If I fits, I sits. And I fits." ~ Nenette
"Mmm, Nenette loves her the taste of some BIG DICK mountain."
"It's professional versus professional here, and I am the professionaler." ~ Nenette
"So we had the thrill seeker... who's an async. And the zone stalker... who's an async. And the pop star... who's an async. And Miss Abigail." ~ Alpha
"And moving on to Agent Alpha... you are... abusing your authority!" ~ Paige
"Did you just cock your machete again?"
"Oops, I falled over :3c" ~ Nenette
“Nenette’s public relations increased by one! Jill’s self-loathing increased by one!”
“There’s nothing in the playbook that says a dog can’t read minds.”
"Well, we retrofitted the rotojoggen, and jaziggered the goddamn, and it all worked! And then we all got lost in the TQZ." ~ Roland
"Uh, guys? I can't feel my all of me." ~ Nenette
"So I guess we can't just lick the leg to see what comes out."
(dejectedly) "I'm going to ride on the mom bus."
"I use eel browse." ~ Nenette
"Is that a server?"
"No sir, it's three ectos duct taped together."
"Well, Heidi is friend-not-food, so I eat the box." ~ Nenette
"But I can't use any of my sleights on her, because she's not a... -forgets the word for biomorph- ...fleshbag."
"You dabbed too hard. You're an x-risk now."
"Hey, I know finger gun trigger discipline." ~ DASH WAVEBREAKER
"I don't need psychosurgery, I have a box."
"...you do have a box."
"Europa. Research, and wet."
-holds up egg- "This is your brain."
-attempts to smash egg, egg smashes holder instead- "This is your brain on Watts-McLeod."
"They tried to make you go to rehab, you said 'CleanSweep pays.'"
"I'm playing a catgirl mindflayer in space." ~ Leah
"It's a piece of crockery, some cookware."
"Why would you poop in it?"
"To be honest I just want to get off this beach and eat boardwalk fries."
"Well, leave some of the boardwalk."
"I like the raspberry forks, they're crunchy."
"Another spoon, madam?"
"Back in the day, when ACTUAL HOT DOGS were served by ACTUAL PEOPLE."
"A t-shirt that says 'I experienced John's Hot Dogs!'"
"It's like Nurse Joy, but with hot dogs."
"I'm not going to let myself get drunk, but I am going to eat at least two champagne glasses." ~ Nenette
"Man, I want to use kinesics on a motorcycle." ~ Nenette
"We have a dinosaur riding a motorcycle en route." ~ Jeeves
"MORPHS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD." ~ Heidi
"Imagine if BB8 had been made of meat." ~ Dex
"I'm entirely obsu- obfus- obs-- I'm hiding things." ~ Nenette
"Don't send anyone edible."
"I work with Nenette, that's a wide range."
"Is it alright if we... extrude a small... meat... object... for Reginald's enjoyment?"
"My face is not hard to read. It reads '404 Nenette not found.'" ~ Nenette
"Nenette, you have some experience being screwed over, so you find some things in the NDA." ~ David
"The meat bot is our friend. We NEED the meat bot."
"It's like saying 'I have to eat this poptart or the terrorists win.'"
"I'm not pretty pretty princess! That's a completely different idol." ~ Nenette
"I don't know how to clean my psychic box." ~ Nenette
"I'm definitely Bad Cop." ~ Heidi
"I thought you were Scary Cop?" ~ Alpha
"I'm Sporty Cop!" ~ Roland
"Oh crap, it's a scary bird! ...Oh crap, that scary bird's a cop!"
(with great glee) "I want spicy fish!" ~ Heidi
"Downton Abbey: IN SPAAAAAAACE"
"This is an anti-trust assassination."
"It's one hour energy, because you DIE."
"You've killed him, Nenette! With your antics! You've killed my NPC, and it's your fault! What do I do now?" ~ David
"You're doing the beginning of the Matrix thing to Neo to him."
"Except we're planning to murderify him! 😃"
"This is a teamwork test between his Kinesics and your vibe." ~ David
-bites the XP- "It doesn't TASTE like beach." ~ Nenette
"How would you like to dismember this man?" ~ David
"He doesn't want to detain a belligerent motorcycle any longer than he has to."
"But I can't talk to her over the mesh until she gets out of motorcycle jail." ~Nenette
"He's out of money AND dignity!"
"It's a rainy day nuke."
"I'm going to attempt (disgusted tone) analogue communications with them."
"Grok is like you have a TITAN version of Ask Jeeves in your brain."
"The hotdog pooping robot is the mascot."
"I pity anyone who tries to draw meaning from our activities."
"Aha, consequences! Time for me to leave."
"I have shouted down my brain-child."
"Less shouted it down and more drowned it in blood."
"They don't make Golden Corral in a flavor that's not food poisoning."
"Idols don't poop, they expel metal ingots."
"If we disappear, we were kidnapped by a giant rock."
"I'M CAUSING A PROBLEM~"
"What kind of cameraman are you, that you're so blase in the face of probable death?"
"A Breakthrough cameraman."
-long explanation of the specifics of a rocket- "...so basically--"
"MmMmMMM~ are we going to have to censor this?"
"So you're telling me the vaguely phallic cloud starts thrusting?"
"I don't have an asshole. This model could use one."
"I mean, someone's gotta be the straight man to the garbage eating catgirl."
"You built a picnic umbrella rocket."
"We're known for getting interns. Sometimes they even survive!"
"I have a company credit card, except instead of paying in cred I pay in years of my life." ~Nenette
"My tongue-will is strong, I can resist the licks."
Roland: THE TONGUE-WILL IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
Jill: I HAVE EATEN STARS, NO TOAD CAN STOP ME
Roland: Star-eater, what universes do you behold?! Where is the Glittering Dynasty?!
Jill: It is within your heart. Specifically, the left ventricle. Surprisingly roomy.
Roland: Morph-specific, or the meta-heart within the mind-brain-heart?
Jill: Your heart of hearts, within your ego of egos. The left ventricle of your soul-heart. You'll find it within the yawning chasm of lost tastes and sounds.
Roland: I reached into my soul-heart and found a most peculiar acorn. I gift it to you that you may nurture it. The emptiness it left behind is rapturous in it's cavernosity! Was I the Dynasty's chosen all along???? You speak as one versed in the deepest Ways of Sight
Jill: I See beyond the stars, beyond the veil of time, reality, and eternity! I also see... a bagel? Oh, Chosen One! Take this bagel in exchange for your acorn, that we might both nurture them and succeed on our quests.
Roland: I accept it! Nurture the Bagel and the Acorn. Mother and Father Sun and Son. Hear us as we sing the siren song!
Jill: Hear our song, Mother and Father, Sun and Son! Let us reach the treetops and avoid the temptations of the fell Toad, your great eternal adversary!
Roland: Grace us with your mists and fogs to shroud us from his gaze! Root us to Reality that his falsehoods ring dim! Join us WITH THE BACORNEL ETERNUS
Jill: BRING US THE PONIFICUS MONFINCH, SO THAT WE MAY GIVE YOU THE LIGHT
Roland: DO YOU FEEL IT JILL? THE POWER! THE KNOWLEDGE! THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
Jill: ALL IS ONE AND ONE IS ALL! I AM THE ACORN! I AM THE BAGEL!
Roland: I AM THE ROOT AND THE BRANCH! THE BAGEL GROWS FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE~ LET US PARTAKE IN THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR
"This is a case of my space dad can beat up your space dad."
"You must be this not-taken-over-by-fungus to ride."
"What legal jurisdiction are we in?"
"The jurisdiction of ALPHA'S FISTS."
"Hm. Improbable chicken, or treasonous fish?"
"Hello. I am Really A. Person, CEO of NotAScam LLC."
"The fact that the witness is an octopus might be held against us in PC court."
"Are they more armed than Roland? Because he's got eight."
"I don't think I want to butt chug on the way to... wherever we're going."
"Roland thinks he's a super spy, but it's just that no one is paying attention to him."
"Bond. Municipal Bond."
"You were accidentally quite good at crime."
"I'm just going to squirt a little ink. In shame."
"YAY, I'M DEAD!"
"Pretend you're Jovians and life is precious."
🎶Can you guess who? 🎶
"Are they corpo scum?"
“Hello fellow crime guys, I too am a crime guy!”
"DAD'S GONE, LET'S DO DRUGS!" ~Leah
"I'm sorry I couldn't answer, I was dead at the time." ~Dex