“It’s not just a raspberry fork, it’s a raspberry dessert fork.”
"I can have mental breakdowns on command." ~ Nenette
"Obviously Nenette does not fart."
"I'm sorry. One of my tentacles is a racist. The rest are very egalitarian." ~ Roland
"Is this a race to see who can get Frank to have an aneurism first? 😃"
"If you hack into the Matrix by licking this rock, I will be very surprised and a little concerned." ~ Paige
"Now boys, if you're going to punch each other be sure to do it for the camera." ~ Nenette
"...as I crack my knuckles."
"You crack your tentacles. With no bones."
"As I floop my tentacles."
"I wish to engage in operation 'shooty shooty bang bang.'"
"That sounds like a problem for future Jill."
"A lot of things are problems for future Jill! I'm just building up problems for future Jill!"
"If I fits, I sits. And I fits." ~ Nenette
"Mmm, Nenette loves her the taste of some BIG DICK mountain."
"It's professional versus professional here, and I am the professionaler." ~ Nenette
"So we had the thrill seeker... who's an async. And the zone stalker... who's an async. And the pop star... who's an async. And Miss Abigail." ~ Alpha
"And moving on to Agent Alpha... you are... abusing your authority!" ~ Paige
"Did you just cock your machete again?"
"Oops, I falled over :3c" ~ Nenette
“Nenette’s public relations increased by one! Jill’s self-loathing increased by one!”
“There’s nothing in the playbook that says a dog can’t read minds.”
"Well, we retrofitted the rotojoggen, and jaziggered the goddamn, and it all worked! And then we all got lost in the TQZ." ~ Roland
"Uh, guys? I can't feel my all of me." ~ Nenette
"So I guess we can't just lick the leg to see what comes out."
(dejectedly) "I'm going to ride on the mom bus."
"I use eel browse." ~ Nenette
"Is that a server?"
"No sir, it's three ectos duct taped together."
"Well, Heidi is friend-not-food, so I eat the box." ~ Nenette
"But I can't use any of my sleights on her, because she's not a... -forgets the word for biomorph- ...fleshbag."
"You dabbed too hard. You're an x-risk now."
"Hey, I know finger gun trigger discipline." ~ DASH WAVEBREAKER
"I don't need psychosurgery, I have a box."
"...you do have a box."
"Europa. Research, and wet."
"WET RESEARCH."
-holds up egg- "This is your brain."
-attempts to smash egg, egg smashes holder instead- "This is your brain on Watts-McLeod."
"They tried to make you go to rehab, you said 'CleanSweep pays.'"
"I'm playing a catgirl mindflayer in space." ~ Leah
"It's a piece of crockery, some cookware."
"Why would you poop in it?"
"To be honest I just want to get off this beach and eat boardwalk fries."
"Well, leave some of the boardwalk."
"I like the raspberry forks, they're crunchy."
"Another spoon, madam?"
"Back in the day, when ACTUAL HOT DOGS were served by ACTUAL PEOPLE."
"A t-shirt that says 'I experienced John's Hot Dogs!'"
"It's like Nurse Joy, but with hot dogs."
"I'm not going to let myself get drunk, but I am going to eat at least two champagne glasses." ~ Nenette
"Man, I want to use kinesics on a motorcycle." ~ Nenette
"We have a dinosaur riding a motorcycle en route." ~ Jeeves
"MORPHS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD." ~ Heidi
"Imagine if BB8 had been made of meat." ~ Dex
"I'm entirely obsu- obfus- obs-- I'm hiding things." ~ Nenette
"Don't send anyone edible."
"I work with Nenette, that's a wide range."
"Is it alright if we... extrude a small... meat... object... for Reginald's enjoyment?"
"My face is not hard to read. It reads '404 Nenette not found.'" ~ Nenette
"Nenette, you have some experience being screwed over, so you find some things in the NDA." ~ David
"The meat bot is our friend. We NEED the meat bot."
"It's like saying 'I have to eat this poptart or the terrorists win.'"
"I'm not pretty pretty princess! That's a completely different idol." ~ Nenette
"I don't know how to clean my psychic box." ~ Nenette
"I'm definitely Bad Cop." ~ Heidi
"I thought you were Scary Cop?" ~ Alpha
"I'm Sporty Cop!" ~ Roland
"Oh crap, it's a scary bird! ...Oh crap, that scary bird's a cop!"
(with great glee) "I want spicy fish!" ~ Heidi
"Downton Abbey: IN SPAAAAAAACE"
"This is an anti-trust assassination."
"It's one hour energy, because you DIE."
"You've killed him, Nenette! With your antics! You've killed my NPC, and it's your fault! What do I do now?" ~ David
"You're doing the beginning of the Matrix thing to Neo to him."
"Except we're planning to murderify him! 😃"
"This is a teamwork test between his Kinesics and your vibe." ~ David
-bites the XP- "It doesn't TASTE like beach." ~ Nenette
"How would you like to dismember this man?" ~ David
"He doesn't want to detain a belligerent motorcycle any longer than he has to."
"But I can't talk to her over the mesh until she gets out of motorcycle jail." ~Nenette
"He's out of money AND dignity!"
"It's a rainy day nuke."
"I'm going to attempt (disgusted tone) analogue communications with them."
"Grok is like you have a TITAN version of Ask Jeeves in your brain."
"The hotdog pooping robot is the mascot."
"I pity anyone who tries to draw meaning from our activities."
"Aha, consequences! Time for me to leave."
"I have shouted down my brain-child."
"Less shouted it down and more drowned it in blood."
"They don't make Golden Corral in a flavor that's not food poisoning."
"Idols don't poop, they expel metal ingots."
"If we disappear, we were kidnapped by a giant rock."
"I'M CAUSING A PROBLEM~"
"What kind of cameraman are you, that you're so blase in the face of probable death?"
"A Breakthrough cameraman."
-long explanation of the specifics of a rocket- "...so basically--"
"It hot."
"MmMmMMM~ are we going to have to censor this?"
"So you're telling me the vaguely phallic cloud starts thrusting?"
"I don't have an asshole. This model could use one."
"I mean, someone's gotta be the straight man to the garbage eating catgirl."
"You built a picnic umbrella rocket."
"We're known for getting interns. Sometimes they even survive!"
"I have a company credit card, except instead of paying in cred I pay in years of my life." ~Nenette
"My tongue-will is strong, I can resist the licks."
Roland: THE TONGUE-WILL IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
Jill: I HAVE EATEN STARS, NO TOAD CAN STOP ME
Roland: Star-eater, what universes do you behold?! Where is the Glittering Dynasty?!
Jill: It is within your heart. Specifically, the left ventricle. Surprisingly roomy.
Roland: Morph-specific, or the meta-heart within the mind-brain-heart?
Jill: Your heart of hearts, within your ego of egos. The left ventricle of your soul-heart. You'll find it within the yawning chasm of lost tastes and sounds.
Roland: I reached into my soul-heart and found a most peculiar acorn. I gift it to you that you may nurture it. The emptiness it left behind is rapturous in it's cavernosity! Was I the Dynasty's chosen all along???? You speak as one versed in the deepest Ways of Sight
Jill: I See beyond the stars, beyond the veil of time, reality, and eternity! I also see... a bagel? Oh, Chosen One! Take this bagel in exchange for your acorn, that we might both nurture them and succeed on our quests.
Roland: I accept it! Nurture the Bagel and the Acorn. Mother and Father Sun and Son. Hear us as we sing the siren song!
Jill: Hear our song, Mother and Father, Sun and Son! Let us reach the treetops and avoid the temptations of the fell Toad, your great eternal adversary!
Roland: Grace us with your mists and fogs to shroud us from his gaze! Root us to Reality that his falsehoods ring dim! Join us WITH THE BACORNEL ETERNUS
Jill: BRING US THE PONIFICUS MONFINCH, SO THAT WE MAY GIVE YOU THE LIGHT
Roland: DO YOU FEEL IT JILL? THE POWER! THE KNOWLEDGE! THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
Jill: ALL IS ONE AND ONE IS ALL! I AM THE ACORN! I AM THE BAGEL!
Roland: I AM THE ROOT AND THE BRANCH! THE BAGEL GROWS FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE~ LET US PARTAKE IN THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR
"This is a case of my space dad can beat up your space dad."
"You must be this not-taken-over-by-fungus to ride."
"What legal jurisdiction are we in?"
"The jurisdiction of ALPHA'S FISTS."
"Hm. Improbable chicken, or treasonous fish?"
"Hello. I am Really A. Person, CEO of NotAScam LLC."
"The fact that the witness is an octopus might be held against us in PC court."
"Are they more armed than Roland? Because he's got eight."
"I don't think I want to butt chug on the way to... wherever we're going."
"Roland thinks he's a super spy, but it's just that no one is paying attention to him."
"Bond. Municipal Bond."
"You were accidentally quite good at crime."
"I'm just going to squirt a little ink. In shame."
"YAY, I'M DEAD!"
"Pretend you're Jovians and life is precious."
🎶Can you guess who? 🎶
"Are they corpo scum?"
“Hello fellow crime guys, I too am a crime guy!”
"DAD'S GONE, LET'S DO DRUGS!" ~Leah
"I'm sorry I couldn't answer, I was dead at the time." ~Dex
"Who tells Charity what's going on? Is it the guy who's air gapped due to an exsurgent infection, the person who just shot a man in cold blood, the octopus, or... Jill?"
"Excellent cleaning service, 10/10. Would murder again. Must be stopped."
"So we all celebrate our trauma with a well-deserved YUKI snack."
"Spooning with hallucinations. This is healthy."
"HEY YUKI WANT MY WATTS-MCLEOD GERMS?"
"You cannot wield it! None of us can! The code answers to the TITANs alone."
"And what would an organic know of this matter?"
"This is no mere organic. He is Nathan. A human-born. You owe him your allegiance."
"Dumb people are x-risks."
"Obviously the ghost couldn't talk in space, it's a vacuum!"
"We're partners in... business."
"Tranquilizers: apply directly to the forehead."
"I am very curious about pooping."
"We're putting Roland in the thundershirt."
"You're a war criminal in a bag, yes."
"This is real mezcal!"
"Well this is a real charcuterie funnel!"
"Heeeee's a war criminal in an octomorph in a human in a bag~"
"United Division: Be the disaster you want to see in the world."
"Abi."
"Yes?"
"You are pouring soup down my mouth."
"And he slowly inserted his if statement into her for loop..."
"Of course six egos in a living tank would get high together!"
"IT'S A CHIHUAHUA THE SIZE OF A ST. BERNARD!"
"I need to be sharp. I'll only take HALF a dose of mushrooms."
"Why did the machine stop?"
"Roland, the machine stopped because I hit the big red stop button."
"I JUST got the desire to live installed."
"And in the meantime you're doing... a bunch of weird stuff with a tentacle!"
"I can't see, my skin is over here."
"🎶Cone meat
cone meat
the beef in a funnel
beef funnel you eat 🎶"
"If you want to joke about abusing the interns that's fine, but not when there's a paper trail!"
"It's Hannah Montanas all the way down."
"I AM THE CHAOS INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM."
"Can confirm, Foster-senpai smells amazing."
"So you DON'T have a nanoswarm to wipe your butt?"
"Smile to the camera, unhinge your jaw..."
"Sing me the song of your people! Wait, is that morph-ist?"
"You say they're not candy? Let me put my cleaner swarm IN MY ESOPHAGUS."
"You're gaining social skills by talking to a person that doesn't exist."
"Thank you! Now, do you have any cheese I can put on this [INEDIBLE OBJECT]?"
"Hope you like mayo with a side of EASTERN EUROPE."
"I get paid - well, I don't get paid, but I am EMPLOYED to be a distraction."
"The point is that nothing is currently on fire!"
"I can change that."
"We're going to be boosting the hell out of Dash's f-rep, and he doesn't even exist."
"[watching a catgirl stream] on a third monitor in the corner of his brain."
"This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a NYAAAA~"
"I'm a NEWS CAT."
"TITAN CATGIRL~! TITAN CATGIRL~!"
"IMPOSTER HAAAB~! IMPOSTER HAAAAAAAB~!"
"He doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a skillsoft problem."
"Oh my god, is every episode secretly a crime?"
"The bathroom of ultimate deception. It's incredibly clean."
"You just aggressively charitied this man."
"Ours contained exactly the right number of talent shows."
"I'm sure there's a huge black market for John Imwata hot dog IOUs."
"I was mostly planning to drink and be suspicious of the people I work for."
"No indenture for no crime is better than one indenture for one crime!"
"I don't object to being crazy, I just want it known that I was competent WHILE crazy."
"I'm sharpening it up! I've got my whetstone! I'm doing my sudoku!"
"What are the rules on self defense with explosives?"
"What, are the rich kids and the glitterati not into the TQZ?"
"Is it not what all the cool kids are doing?"
"It's the environmentally conscious way to blow up your opponents!"
"YUKI was not interested in starting a farm. YUKI just wants the tiller to be the best tiller it can be."
"Oh my god! This is conveyer belt sushi, but for weapons!"
"Also farming equipment!"
"But how do we hide your big Jimmy Neutron brain?"
"WE COULD STOP BUYING FARM EQUIPMENT AND JUST GO."
"Let's save Crime Time for when it really matters."
"I may have inadvertently made things worse. But that's kind of my job."
"I can eat dirt, it'll be FINE."
"And me..."
"The murderblender."
"I'm not a murderblender! I haven't murderblendered anyone (on Mars) in..."
"A few weeks, at least!"
"You do not have NEARLY enough g-rep to qualify for a silky white cat and a spinny chair."
"My spy dad can punch out your spy dad."
"My spy dad can punch out MOST spy dads."
"It wouldn't be a paper trail, it would be a meat trail!"
"It's like Hansel and Gretel, but with hot dogs!"
"Get my grubby async fingers AAAALL over the brainmeats."
"You can stab a lot of people out in the desert."
"And WHY are we entering the building?"
"So I can chuck an eel at him."
"And he's already spend all his money on protein powder made out of tiger venom, soooo..."
"Hey, hey takko, give me a hand."
"No no, this is a dangerous neighborhood, I'm not supposed to be here!"
"Also he doesn't have hands."
"But Paige. We are in MAGICAL SPACE FUTURE. We have BIG COMPUTER."
"Someone set up us the bomb. It was Roland."
"It is one arm of the horrifying noodle morph."
"I have gun 0, because guns are for suckers."
"You HAVE suckers."
"I feel like if this is the grim dark of the far future, you can see the whites of their eyes from pretty far."
"So if I were to noodle up to Eldon Hanes and jam my noodles into his brain sack... his DIGITAL BRAIN SACK..."
"You just wanted to noodle his brain."
"Sir, this is my emotional support hydrogen bomb."
"You have intimate tentacle experience with this device."
“I’m going to lick everything I can get my tongue on.”
"It is seed money which you, like a squirrel, stole out of the bird feeder that is Eldon's bank accounts."
"He's a loose cannon Alpha who doesn't play by the rules!"
"Let's get some CRIME going!"
"You wouldn't pirate an ego. WOULD YOU?"
"Wow, I love your morph!"
"Thanks, it has pockets!"
"No, MeatBot is sacrosanct. You can't alter MeatBot."
"Hot Heidi-on-Heidi action is to be expected."
"His anal sphincter clenched. He doesn't HAVE an anal sphincter!"
"Jill - the cause and solution to all life's problems."
"We need to make some memories... shoot Nathan into an asteroid..."
"That should be the end of every mission!"
"Roland has ghosts in his blood, he should probably do cocaine about it."
"I think we can all take comfort in the fact that Roland styled on Nathan's space coffin."
"I got dust in my bones and I need to get that checked out."
"It's fool's gold, which is a bad idea, because fool's gold doesn't taste like carrot."
"Make every grenade a Happy Meal."
"Except I have no family. They're dead. I hope."
"Just pretend you're an extinct marsupial and give yourself a sand bath every half hour."
"Were any of the people that walked in there an ego bridge in a trench coat?"
"Seventy six asyncs led a big parade! With a hundred and ten x-risks right behind! They were followed by rows and rows of the finest of their foes! The cream, of ev'ry server baaaaaaaand~"
"I give you consent to detonate my character!"
"We have exsurgent virus at home."
"There's trouble on Luna City!"
"With a capital T, that is the letter T, that stands for TITANs?"
"God is literally telling me I can shop shop shop!"
"YOU EVER SEEN A BUSH BOT GET VERTIGO?"
"Did anyone else just feel that? That save point going off?"
"Murder is bullying, and bullying is wrong."
"A terminal is just a friend you haven't met yet!"
God (Monotone): "I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map!"
"Please let this be a normal mission."
"With Alpha? No way!"
"I call to the heavens for Harold: BRING ME YOUR TUBA."
"When you only saw one set of footprints, it was when the TITANs took you."
"No grok, it's a book. You know what books are."
"OR DO I?"
"But you came in a morph custom made for arm wrestling bush bots!"
"Pocket nukes are a sometimes food."
"Be careful, if you blow a gasket too hard they'll send us back to vacation."
"Isn't it ironic that you've forgotten what it's like not to have a perfect memory?"
"And just wait till you get your hands on the new Hard Body operation! *WINK*"
"Some people use tearaway pants. Heidi uses tearaway legs."
"Let me remind my viewers, I do not know how to drive."
"Business business business. Profit margins. The economy!"
"If you check our reps, we are incredibly nosy and excitable people."
"PUNCH THE SHIP. PUNCH THE SHIP."
"Why am I just hearing Ron Perlman saying 'war never changes' on repeat?"
"We were attacked by pirates, and now we have their guns."
"You were EXPLICITLY ASKED not to disrupt the geopolitical balance of Venus."
"I feel like Nenette has a mouth full of synth flesh and pig-in-a-blanket."
"I trust my gut, it has fingers in it!"
"I can't be a bunny ears lawyer, I'm a cat!"
"He's a cultural ambassador, and his culture is capitalism!"
"I am ready to boop them in the thought snoot."
"*gasp* A talent show on a prison hab!"
"Cognite? On my prison station? It's more likely than you think."
"We're going to premeditated self defense our way forward!"
"I don't need refresh, I've got compels!"
"If you think Rule 34 died with the Fall, I think you're sadly mistaken."
"I know my business."
"Okay, Mr. Public Urination."
"Look, it was a great idea and a great story until I realized it would be published to the galaxy."
"I can keep my game face on. I have a box!"
"...you bit me."
"I have a box!"
"I mean, -I- want you to reveal yourself to your ex-boyfriend, but I guess we can find a better time."
"Can you go make up with your boyfriend already so we can work together?"
"You are a majestic Venus flap flap."
"Look, I know I CAN'T throw up, but that actually makes it worse."
"First rule of fight club, always ask if there's a fight club! Second rule of fight club, oh shit, that wasn't the first rule of fight club."
(in reference to a tree) "That's your girlfriend."
"We have been given permission to cause trouble, but there WILL be a review."
"How many fate points would we have to spend to retroactively have a suitcase neotenic?"
"Does Alpha need to talk with Other Alpha about this?"
"Four men enter, one spider-bat-man leaves."
"If I go on a stealth mission as a series of pasta noodles - which I can do..."
"My brain's itchy, and it's been a while, you know?"
"I regret to inform you, you can stick your worms to the ceiling."
"We're only a couple arcs away before pasta dish becomes the main for Roland."
"I'm a keen intelligent mind, and my keen intelligent mind craves the blood of other intelligent minds. Moving on."
"I can crack brain like egg, yes."
"Every mission needs a wildcard and it's all of us."
"I'm not doing anything weird, I'm just a cat selling cars!"
"You're trust falling into an alien volcano."
"I'm trying to figure out who the four of us are--oh, the four of us are I counted me twice."
"Snack time is every time, but not this time."
"Drive, drive, drive the ship, drive it super well! Merrily merrily merrily merrily, blow them all to... swell places."
"You absolute idiot, stop sending your MS Paint drawings!"
"Hey, if all the mercenaries die, we get a free ship!"
"That's gonna cost them a star on criminal Yelp."
"Despite your insistence, 'Spy Daddy' is not proper Firewall terminology."
"...who did I marry?"
"I'm not used to having to actually manage my emotions. That's what PLEBS do."
"Just two bros, peeling their skin off in front of each other, it's cool."
"Ohhh. We'll have to talk with our meat flaps."
"I'm here walking around in uplift face and not one person has beaten me!"
"These wings were made for pounding."
"And that's just what they'll do!"
"No, everyone has been VERY polite."
"As my doctor-psychiatrist-lawyer esquire..."
"I have no box and I must scream."
"The upside of spy stuff is that it's really cool. The downside is that YOU HAVE TO DO SPY STUFF."
"You didn't make a Faust, you made a noodle-Faust!"
"'You up.' The first message sent to another consciousness was 'YOU UP.'"
"Delicious glue. It's the spice of cardboard!"
Dash: [jokingly] "I want my phone call!"
Jill: [indignantly] "-I- want my phone call!"
"You're sending her on vacation?"
"She's the only one who could survive."
(the priorities of transhumanity) "Booty call, nihilism, togetherness."
"Not an 'oops, no more dinosaurs' asteroid, more a 'cool new lake' asteroid."
"As the party narc, I'm offended that you think anyone else could be the narc."
"Transhumanity hasn't built a liver I can't destroy!"
"Do you remember the last instance of YUKI? Not the one that just self-terminated, the one that self-terminated before that."
"Are you going to go pick up a tractor? ...well I don't know!"
"I think we're going to go find Jill. ...and then pick up a tractor."
"I want a machete. And also this chair."
"Local habsec snaps, shoots innocent kidnapper."
"Nenette doesn't know what sex is. YUKI doesn't know what crime is."
"If a tree falls in a forest and only NPCs are around to hear it, does it REALLY make a sound?"
"Fortunately, Alpha's many years of life experience as a Spy Daddy have given him resistance to enlightenment and sudden realizations of eternity."
"Well some of us are bagel gates."
"Well I self-terminate every time I touch something!"
"I feel persecuted for murder every day of my life!"
"Put me back in the gate, coach! Just put me back in the gate!"
"I'm currently a network of twelve eels. But what if I were a network of ALL THE BIOMASS ON THIS PLANET?"
"No. I would hate that."
"WELCOME TO THE SNAKE PIT."
"Look, all you have to do is crash the entire solar economy, then Jill will be really cheap to buy out!"
"I'm playing spycraft from motorcycle jail!"
"Dammit me, my mercenary IDs need to stop being the suspect in corporate espionage cases!"
"It's secret agent man on secret agent man action!"
"I am taking everything Nathan unintentionally taught me."
"See, this is why you never get philosophical. It opens you up to the mind viruses."
"Your intrusive thought evolved into a plan!"
"All I want is to be bought with MORPH DO PSI GOOD."
"It's me, hi, I'm the exsurgent threat, it's me."
"...or you can let Neo Space Jesus take the wheel."
"Autobox, disassemble!"
"So the plan is to huff psychic paint thinner until you develop new powers."
"We could infect all of Cognite!"
"YAY!"
"You touched the butt and you are now in deep. I'll let you fill in the rest."
"Well now we know what happens if you eat the cans! 😃"
"Then may I say as an official statement: FUCK."
"FUS-ROH-NYA"
"Oh man, you're 90s cool! And this rig's about to get flavor blasted. And gogurt-ed."
"Jill, if you hold this, no one else is allowed to touch it because it is maybe haunted."
"I think I was just Karen'd by a snowstorm."
"I would love to go in there and touch everything."
"A lot of drugs go into making the Powerpuff Girls."
"Eh, I'm sure a food maker can make some sort of escargot, then you can have synthetic boys."
"I'm a bagel, I can disintegrate stuff, I'm ready! I'm a one man army!"
"You found a way to glitterbomb with science."
"You're going to fraudulently sell the remainder of your sandwich for profit?"
"I'm a responsible liability, I'll have you know."
"Lieutenant Madeira is floating rapidly at you."
"You're telling my your worms run on @-rep?"
"If I watch them watching me they can't watch me as hard."
"Your body's going through some changes."
"It's psychic puberty!"
"Does that mean Abi is the only one on the team that's never been a psychic?"
"You are now in a Faraday fishbowl around a noodle."
"Let's go, Alienating an idea, I'm an exsurgent monstrosity, I don't even know anymore, let's do it!"
"You realize in time that THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR NOODLE! Your nano-multi-noodle!"
"The detonator. The detonator specifically for the purpose of detonating Roland. Roland's detonator."
"Yeah, two in the server, one in the stack, you know."
"This dog has a badge, though. Respect the dog badge!"
"This hab has ebola and syphilis and a million other things and they probably got it from koalas!"
"Ori is having a better week than any of us, despite having been blackbagged at the beginning of the arc."
"If you throw enough spaghetti, something's gonna stick to the wall. It's in your head now. It's sticky in there."
"...you know, from the terrorist dollar store down the street."
"But now I have the image of flesh accordions in my head, so everyone wins!"
"Is this a real grenade, or a metaphorical grenade?"
"I would give the approximation of a thumbs up at them, but I just blow up the door."
"It's a picture of March and his cat and it says 'who saved who?'"
"If they make some sort of hive mind with this psychic booster of theirs, I'm gonna kill them twice."
"I don't work for weird conspiracies! I work for Miss Lancaster over here, and SHE works for conspiracies!"